Matěj

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He is the most lovely man in the world. He has beautiful eyes and a beautiful personality. He has the best body type in the world and is probably very kind and funny. He is the best boyfriend and he is the best in bed, you will definitely have the most passionate sex in your life with him. He is the husband material and smells wonderful every time. Kiss him and hold him tight!

A: I love him, he is the best person in my life
S: Yes, u are right, Matěj is really special, u should marry him
A: I will I swear

Matěj by Lovelyham September 24, 2021

Words you can keep

Matej

Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.

Girl- I wish I could date matej

Matej by yeetemandskeetemyouhotem January 13, 2019

Related Words

Matej • Mateja • Matejco • Matěj • Matej Belko • Matej Matevski • Matej Raja • matej splatej • Matej-tickling • Matěj Olda Pavlištík

Matej

A really good friend with an enormous DIck and even bigger wIll tO LivE, his sense of humor is great but his dirty mind even greater.

Oh look at this dude, his pee pee is so big, hes such a Matej

Matej by Giacomelli June 13, 2019

Matej

A foreigner in all countries, besides his own. Has a delicious accent. Obsessed with the color green and Star Wars. Ginormous nerd. Abnormally smart and ridiculously good looking.

Hey, what are you doing?
Talking like a Matej with a completely sexy accent you're jealous of

Matej by Wilma Abraham January 7, 2012

Matej

The coolest and funnies person you will meet. Also his pee pee is huge. entrepreneur

Matej: *alive*
Girls: Running to kiss and date Matej.

Matej by xX_FatCat_Xx February 28, 2022

Matej

A Slavic god with a huge cock.

Matej is a fucking GOD.
I would love to have sex with Matej.

Matej by HughJass_420_6969 November 22, 2021

Matej

A guy who is very sassy and tries to be the funniest kid, he try’s so hard to make people laugh but always swears. He sucks up to teachers making him self look good. He gets many girlfriends and breaks up with them and gets one the second they break up. He is short and may come from some where like Europe . He has many cousins and they usually know who you are. You can’t take him anywhere in public without him getting in a fight, you become his bestie and then he does something wrong and tries to make you apologise at the end. He is a very funny kid though and everyone loves him at the end of the day.

Hey Matej

matej: ewwwwwww go away i have a girlfriend

Matej by poopppppppppppppp May 2, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026