Masturspacion

The art of jerking off at night time while laying outside looking at the stars, and ejaculating at the exact moment when you realize how big the universe really is.

My masturspacion last night included a climax where I got sperm on some aliens!

by MarkTwainsScrotom November 26, 2010

masterspacing

Masterbaiting to random peoples myspace pictures.

"Sam was masterspacing all day yesterday."

"He is a habitual masterspacer."

by Justin Hizzle June 16, 2007

masturpacing

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.

"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."

by MsMufffin November 12, 2011

mastursation

The act of carrying on a conversation while masturbating.

Kyle was having a long mastursation with a girl on a webcam site.

by amishwhale August 15, 2019

masturspacing

The act of spending all of one's free time on MySpace looking at the profiles of complete strangers.

(Usually leads to several random, unknown people being added as friends, while using most of the bandwidth on your internet connection.)

Joe is hogging all the bandwidth because he's been in his room masturspacing to random skanks all night.

by KingDynamo October 24, 2008

Masturspacing

Surfing Myspace to look at another womens myspace pictures and then masturbating to them

Dean: Dude wheres Billy

Jack: he slept in because last night he was up late masturspacing

by Jason1228 March 3, 2010

masturspacetion

When you get off looking at information relating to outerspace

My friend was going to look up some star citizen videos for his weekly masturspacetion.

by Caleybear July 13, 2017