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Masturskating 

To masturbate and skate or Rollerblade at the same time.
"Oh my god that guy is pleasuring himself on the ice skating rink!!!"
"Oh that's just Mark. He's Masturskating."
Masturskating by Lloya March 1, 2010

masturspacing 

The act of spending all of one's free time on MySpace looking at the profiles of complete strangers.

(Usually leads to several random, unknown people being added as friends, while using most of the bandwidth on your internet connection.)
Joe is hogging all the bandwidth because he's been in his room masturspacing to random skanks all night.
masturspacing by KingDynamo October 24, 2008

Masturvaping

Handling your e-cig like a penis, making sure everyone knows you are a pro at handling it with your hands and mouth.
Rather than join the party, Doug is off in a corner masturvaping.
Masturvaping by rd8t November 12, 2015

Masturspacing 

Surfing Myspace to look at another womens myspace pictures and then masturbating to them
Dean: Dude wheres Billy

Jack: he slept in because last night he was up late masturspacing
Masturspacing by Jason1228 March 3, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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