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MastersBating 

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.
He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.
MastersBating by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

Master Sexting 

A person or Alien capable of having any girl send them loads of nude pics.
Bobby:
They say a REAL master sexter can just imagine a girl and she will flood his inbox with pictures!!

Billy:
He is good at Master Sexting!!!
:O

Jane:
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Master Sexting by Avisha June 18, 2011

masturtexting 

masturbating with the visual created from sensual text messages
thru text msg.
boy: what are you wearing?
girl: tanktop and undies
boy: take it off
girl: which one's first? the tanktop or undies?
boy: shit, i think i'm having a boner
girl: oh my god you're masturtexting
masturtexting by ihcodagedas January 10, 2011

Master Sexting 

to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.
Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting!
Master Sexting by blitz609yahoo August 14, 2009
Word of the Day on June 15, 2011

Masterbexting 

1) You might be Masterbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or no simpley no reply at all.

2) You might be Masterbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.
Masterbexting by Hartford's Hubby October 31, 2011

Masturbexting 

A one sided Sexting conversation or sexting alone.
1) You might be Masturbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or simply no reply at all.

2) You might be Masturbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.
Masturbexting by Hartford's Hubby November 1, 2011
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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