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MastersBating 

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.
He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.
MastersBating by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

Master Sexting 

A person or Alien capable of having any girl send them loads of nude pics.
Bobby:
They say a REAL master sexter can just imagine a girl and she will flood his inbox with pictures!!

Billy:
He is good at Master Sexting!!!
:O

Jane:
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Master Sexting by Avisha June 18, 2011

masturtexting 

masturbating with the visual created from sensual text messages
thru text msg.
boy: what are you wearing?
girl: tanktop and undies
boy: take it off
girl: which one's first? the tanktop or undies?
boy: shit, i think i'm having a boner
girl: oh my god you're masturtexting
masturtexting by ihcodagedas January 10, 2011

Master Sexting 

to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.
Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting!
Master Sexting by blitz609yahoo August 14, 2009
Word of the Day on June 15, 2011

Masterbexting 

1) You might be Masterbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or no simpley no reply at all.

2) You might be Masterbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.
Masterbexting by Hartford's Hubby October 31, 2011

Masturbexting 

A one sided Sexting conversation or sexting alone.
1) You might be Masturbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or simply no reply at all.

2) You might be Masturbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.
Masturbexting by Hartford's Hubby November 1, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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