Mastersexting

The act of sexting yourself

My mom always walks in on me while I am mastersexting.

by Joseph Redrock October 29, 2011

MastersBating

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

Master Sexting

A person or Alien capable of having any girl send them loads of nude pics.

Bobby:
They say a REAL master sexter can just imagine a girl and she will flood his inbox with pictures!!

Billy:
He is good at Master Sexting!!!
:O

Jane:
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bootypic21.jpg
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by Avisha June 18, 2011

masturtexting

masturbating with the visual created from sensual text messages

thru text msg.
boy: what are you wearing?
girl: tanktop and undies
boy: take it off
girl: which one's first? the tanktop or undies?
boy: shit, i think i'm having a boner
girl: oh my god you're masturtexting

by ihcodagedas January 10, 2011

Master Sexting

to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.

Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting!

by blitz609yahoo August 14, 2009

Masterbexting

One sided Sexting or sexting alone.

1) You might be Masterbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or no simpley no reply at all.

2) You might be Masterbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.

by Hartford's Hubby October 31, 2011

Masturbexting

A one sided Sexting conversation or sexting alone.

1) You might be Masturbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or simply no reply at all.

2) You might be Masturbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.

by Hartford's Hubby November 1, 2011