masterbational
masterbational by B.J.08 January 12, 2009
Words you can keep
Masterbational
Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.
Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.
Masterbational by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009
masturbationalist
a Masturbationalist, is simply a person who finds that masturbation is the answer to all problems in the world.
bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?
jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?
bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?
Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then
bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?
bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?
Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then
bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
masturbationalist by Krimson~ November 3, 2006
Management Masterbation
Management Masterbation by jayray59 May 6, 2010
violent masterbation
violent masterbation by Bigg N October 27, 2006
Masturbationalistic
Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.
Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite
(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.
Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite
(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.
Masturbationalistic by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009
Masterbation
Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer
Masterbation by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.