masterbational 

A large amount of sexual pleasure

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!

masterbational by B.J.08 January 12, 2009

Masterbational 

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.

Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.

Masterbational by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009

masturbationalist 

a Masturbationalist, is simply a person who finds that masturbation is the answer to all problems in the world.

bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?

jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?

bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?

Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then

bob: good move..im sure you'll like it

masturbationalist by Krimson~ November 3, 2006

Management Masterbation 

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

Management Masterbation by jayray59 May 6, 2010

violent masterbation 

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.

Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.

violent masterbation by Bigg N October 27, 2006

Masturbationalistic 

The severe addiction to people who severely like to masturbate.. Alot.

Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.

Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite

(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.

Masturbationalistic by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009

Masterbation 

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

Masterbation by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016