masterbate 

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

masterbate by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

masterbate 

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

masterbate by meh July 1, 2003

Masterbate 

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

Masterbate by Niladen September 3, 2013

masterbate 

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

masterbate by Surazal February 1, 2004

masterbate 

the retarded way of spelling masturbate

Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.

masterbate by xexashi69 March 28, 2019

Masterbate 

When you rub your weiner

Will loves to masterbate

Masterbate by Will is here! March 22, 2017

masterbate 

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

masterbate by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009