mashucated 

to squeeze something very very hard, therefore, becoming mashucated

did you just see that guy get mashucated against the wall

mashucated by El coño tu prima May 29, 2018

malucated 

some one who is crazy

Are you malucated?

malucated by topai March 3, 2021

Mastacated 

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

Mastacated by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

mastecated 

to injest food through your mouth

Dude i mastecated so much last night i started getting cramps!

mastecated by John dude March 29, 2008

The Masticated Pecan 

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

The Masticated Pecan by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009