Massagin'

Dr. Scholl's new insole

C00 dude: "You massagin'?"
Unl33t n00b: "No, I'm just going OOOOh, AHH like you guys!... What?"

by Dr. Scholl July 17, 2004

Massaging The Donut

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

by Orukum May 16, 2010

massagie

massage with a happy ending.

I'm tired meeting these broke girls at the clubs, lets go get a massagie

by slimatvo June 17, 2008

massaging

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed

My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.

by Annagu14 April 22, 2016

massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018

massaging my man muscle

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015