massagina

The action of massaging the vagina, not with the tongue but with the hand. Not limited to the clit but including the entire vaginal area.

Before sex we exercised massagina

by scissorgut February 25, 2009

Harass Messaging

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.

"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.

by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012

Massagitute

A person that fronts as a massage therapist but is really a prostitute.

Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.

by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021

Mego Messaging

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.

Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."

by Herps and Alexis Texas March 11, 2010

Massaging The Donut

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

by Orukum May 16, 2010

instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.

I was instant messaging that kid.

by Tokyo July 28, 2008

Massaponax High School

Massaponax High School is probably the worst school one could ever attend. The white people are petty, judgmental, stupid and shallow, and the redneck ones are pregnant by 15. The black people are ignorant and rude, and wish they were Compton, but unfortunately will never know more than the suburbs. The Hispanics don't even really know how to speak English. To be found attractive a girl either has to be a hillbilly wearing camouflage, a bitch wearing athletic wear every single day, or a be a stuck up skanky ass ho wearing a flimsy skirt up to their nipples, and you must match every other girl in your clique. If you're a guy, the only way to be attractive is to have the IQ of a rock or a grapefruit if you're frisky, and be captain of the 'screw over every girl I've ever known' team. Everyone is fake. If you tell a 'friend' you kissed a guy, you'll probably be asked within the next 2 class periods when the baby is due. The people at MHS love to smile to a person's face and talk crap behind their back the second they're out of earshot. Even the guys are two faced bitches. To be 'cool' you have to 'party'. Partying includes and is limited to 4 bowls of weed and 2 beers. The most important part of fitting into MHS: You must not have a trace of a personality. If you even have a slight sense of humor differing from for example whoever provided the alternate entry of this definition, you will be lambasted. The kids are too stupid to accept anything else.

New Student: Hi, I just moved here to Massaponax High School. Nice to meet you!

Me: I was new here once too. Run. Save yourself. It will be the death of your personality.

by Ihateeveryoneatmhs October 23, 2011