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Harass Messaging 

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.
"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.
Harass Messaging by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012

Massagitute 

A person that fronts as a massage therapist but is really a prostitute.
Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.
Massagitute by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021

Mego Messaging 

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.
Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."

Massaging The Donut 

To make something out of nothing
I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.
Massaging The Donut by Orukum May 16, 2010

instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.
I was instant messaging that kid.
instant messaging by Tokyo July 28, 2008

Massaponax High School

Massaponax High School is probably the worst school one could ever attend. The white people are petty, judgmental, stupid and shallow, and the redneck ones are pregnant by 15. The black people are ignorant and rude, and wish they were Compton, but unfortunately will never know more than the suburbs. The Hispanics don't even really know how to speak English. To be found attractive a girl either has to be a hillbilly wearing camouflage, a bitch wearing athletic wear every single day, or a be a stuck up skanky ass ho wearing a flimsy skirt up to their nipples, and you must match every other girl in your clique. If you're a guy, the only way to be attractive is to have the IQ of a rock or a grapefruit if you're frisky, and be captain of the 'screw over every girl I've ever known' team. Everyone is fake. If you tell a 'friend' you kissed a guy, you'll probably be asked within the next 2 class periods when the baby is due. The people at MHS love to smile to a person's face and talk crap behind their back the second they're out of earshot. Even the guys are two faced bitches. To be 'cool' you have to 'party'. Partying includes and is limited to 4 bowls of weed and 2 beers. The most important part of fitting into MHS: You must not have a trace of a personality. If you even have a slight sense of humor differing from for example whoever provided the alternate entry of this definition, you will be lambasted. The kids are too stupid to accept anything else.
New Student: Hi, I just moved here to Massaponax High School. Nice to meet you!

Me: I was new here once too. Run. Save yourself. It will be the death of your personality.
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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