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Truly an amazing person, he's super handsome and cute and will never fail to make you smile even if you're having a bad day. He is incredibly loving and affectionate once you get to know him, but he's quite shy at first. He is a complete goofball and really funny so he will always make you laugh. He has the cutest smile ever that will make your heart melt . Masonius is very loyal to his significant other and will stay with you until the end so if you ever meet a Masonius make sure to be with him forever.

Alexander: omg i'm dating a masonius!
Byron: bro you're so lucky, marry him ASAP.

Masonius by cloudus January 28, 2024

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Masonism

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

Masonism by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

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Masonism

A word or phrase created and/or coined by Mason Silber and Trucas Dan. These words include, but are not limited to: true, treow, trundlebed, truck rental, trundlebed, trumbledore, hence, debatable, ACTUALLY LOVE, and 7.

"Dang that Mason, his masonisms have taken over daily speech."

"Hence truueee."

"You ACTUALLY LOVE you hate you love hence true."

"Treeoowww."

Masonism by bohnerr May 16, 2009

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Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes

I hope mason dies and his parents laugh

Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes Is a cunt

Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes by Fuckmasonihopehedirspfrectalca May 28, 2019

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Masonism

Masonism (ma-ay-son-is-um) is the worship of any creature bestowed with the title "Mason" though masonism is more commonly used when referring to the worship of any human being that was bestowed the name Mason

"They engage in masonism!"

Masonism by That Cl0sted Kid March 19, 2023

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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