mask mania

An affliction causing the sufferer to worship face masks. The afflicted live in constant fear of illnesses, and of those not wearing masks.

"Hey man, did you talk to Steve this weekend?"
"No, im avoiding him. His wife suffers from mask mania, and will go absolutely nuts if you dont wear one."

by Hamburger Help me July 14, 2020

Mask Mania

When people blindly or religiously follow the directives of the authorities to wear a face mask at all times, as two barriers are debatably better than one—the sick person wears one, and the well person also wears one to protect themselves and others regardless of where they are in public at any time of the day, and whether they are alone or not.

Are these examples of mask mania? Cab drivers sitting in car by themselves wearing masks. People walking their dogs outdoors wearing masks, and nobody near them. People wearing masks at home, because they want to protect their pets.

by MathPlus June 16, 2021

Mask Mafia

When unlicensed businesses illegally produce sub-standard face masks, or repackage and rebrand imported masks in unhygienic or unsanitary conditions—users may experience skin irritation and respiratory symptoms.

In Singapore, mask mafias, if caught and convicted, may be jailed for up to two years or fined up to $50,000, or both.

by MathPlus June 15, 2021

Maskomania

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.

Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."

by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020

masomaniac

A person who hates everybody

:I can't give no money to you at all

:you so masomaniac

by Faka man hacker August 25, 2019