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mashpatitties 

the action of mashing your titties against someone
My wife gave me some mashpatitties for dinner
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Mashpatitties 

The act of mashing ones titties against someone or something
My wife gave me some mashpatitties last night.
Mashiatt is THE most amazing friend you will ever have. She gives the best advice and is funny as hell. Has the best jokes. Every. Single. Time. She is someone who cares about everyone else before herself, even though she's the one which has gone through the most. Helps friends through difficult times and gives the best advice.
No one else is as smart as her. Especially when it comes down to series. Picks up every single damn hint as correctly predicts the WHOLE series after that.
She also has sick drama acting skills. Likes penguins and leche and loves chocolate.
Mashiatt is unique and there is not a single person like her.
Person 1: Hey are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah I'm fine I guess, just going through some hard times..
Person 1: Really? Talk to Mashiatt, she always knows what to say :)
Person 2: Gee thanks
Mashiatt by dommyd2000 December 11, 2021
A person who speaks about everyone and everything. A male gossip queen.
A: I heard becky and dan are dating. He once said she was hot.
B: Stop being such a Mashat, they're just friends.
Mashat by Truthful34254 October 21, 2011
1. a scrub; a rookie.
2. someone or something that despite their best efforts just fails at life.
3. a person who belongs to the dregs of society.
Girl: who was that loser who you were talking to last night?
Girl 2: Oh, God don't remind me he was such a Mashya
Mashya by Eli2940 February 21, 2011
A younger version of a Mashy. Not quite up to the playful mischief-level of a full-fledged Mashy. A Mashyette will often assist a Mashy in pulling off a major prank or rib.
Kirsty felt like a true Mashyette after helping the Mashys trick Pete into falling for their prank.
Mashyette by Professor Dare July 27, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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