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the action of mashing your titties against someone

My wife gave me some mashpatitties for dinner

mashpatitties by The Last Weeaboo May 17, 2016

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Mashpatitties

The act of mashing ones titties against someone or something

My wife gave me some mashpatitties last night.

Mashpatitties by TheBestUserNameEver May 15, 2016

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Mashpatitties

When you slap or beat the titties so hard they turn into the consistency of mashed potatoes.

Lisa, I am going to punch your boobs so hard they turn into mashpatitties.

Mashpatitties by Cheenpoo September 4, 2017

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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