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Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.
Exemple of maschatting :
Uhhh bby fasterrr
Slower boo pls (:
maschat by maschatting July 15, 2019
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A person that you miss a lot. You feel sad because this person is not there.

You love this person so much that you cant imagine living without this person

much longer.
"Your such a Mascha. Why cant you just come back?"

"I really miss you. Stop being such a Mascha and come back."
Mascha by Litschi May 29, 2013

maischakking 

1. (archaic) - vomiting
2. - having unreasonable fear of computer viruses

Originated from Germany in the 00ies.
1. "Dude, this guy is maischkking all over the place." "Gross!"

2. "Just install CoD, dude!" "Nah, I sense infection in that data." "Stop maischakking!"
maischakking by breebree August 14, 2012

MASCHALOPHILOUS 

the sexual attraction to underarms
pronunciation sounds like: mashall.law.phil.us

ex.) if all you have to do is show your boyfriend your armpit to pry him away from his video game, then he might have maschalophilous.
MASCHALOPHILOUS by aquamary December 27, 2010

maschancha 

a derogatory term for anything. used to define cuteness, sexiness, ugliness, or your friendly neighborhood tuxedo cat.
adrianna: hey that cat is a maschancha

ola: what’s that

adrianna: bro it’s maschancha
maschancha by hailey boobs June 15, 2020
To speak in a fashion that is short and sarcastic, sometimes in German.
"Don't you mascha me!"

Mascha examples:

"Yea sure"
"Super"
"egal"
"Na und"
mascha by JimmyAthensGA May 15, 2006
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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