Mary Ho

Slang: A very secretly kept "platonic" paddle boarder girlfriend that throws chum to married paddle boarding men.

That Mary Ho out in the water always has a bucket of chum ready.

by lie4eil October 21, 2017

Mary Hoyt

Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”

Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!

by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019

Mary Hoyt

A word used to describe an old, ugly, saggy white hair billion year old fossil that teaches strings and orchestra

“That teacher is a total Mary Hoyt” - Student

by ARandomHuman69 November 6, 2019

Mary Holland

Mary Holland is the coolest cat ever. She’s really good at basketball and has red hair. We love mary holland yayayay!

That girl is so cool i bet she’s named Mary Holland!

by kalmsl July 6, 2020

Mary Hole

An architectural feature, usually found in a foyer wall. A niche, or nook designed to hold or display a statue or art object, or frequently, a likeness of the Virgin Mary.

Not being particularly religious, Matt put a vase of flowers in the Mary Hole.

by titrsek May 11, 2010

Mary Hoyt

Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheesewith a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the room
because her students stank.

Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!

by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019

mary holland

Mary Holland is so awesome and is good at basketball. Has red hair and loves to eat chicken. we love mary holland she’s a cool cat.

That girl is so cool she must be Mary Holland!!

by kalmsl July 6, 2020