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Mary Hoyt
Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”
Mary Hoyt by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019
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Mary Hoyt
A word used to describe an old, ugly, saggy white hair billion year old fossil that teaches strings and orchestra
Mary Hoyt by ARandomHuman69 November 6, 2019
Mary Holland
Mary Holland is the coolest cat ever. She’s really good at basketball and has red hair. We love mary holland yayayay!
Mary Holland by kalmsl July 6, 2020
Mary Hoyt
Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheesewith a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the room
because her students stank.
because her students stank.
Mary Hoyt by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019
mary holland
Mary Holland is so awesome and is good at basketball. Has red hair and loves to eat chicken. we love mary holland she’s a cool cat.
mary holland by kalmsl July 6, 2020
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