Definitions by lie4eil

Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

Chrissy Cakes by lie4eil October 29, 2017

Slang: A very secretly kept "platonic" paddle boarder girlfriend that throws chum to married paddle boarding men.

That Mary Ho out in the water always has a bucket of chum ready.

Mary Ho by lie4eil October 21, 2017