A person, usually a man between the ages of 18-40, who could've possibly cured cancer, world-wide famine, poverty, or written the next great American novel if they devoted half the time they spend riding Marvel'
s dick to something actually important.
Can be observed either
A) Relentlessly defending Marvel against ANY criticism(imagined or not)
or
B) Personally insulting and/or otherwise getting genuinely upset at
people that don't think Marvel(Cinematic Universe) is THE #
1 entertainment entity, in all or most ways. Will unironically accuse anyone of divergent
opinion regarding Marvel of being a "DC fanboy" even if said person has never read comics. Rumored, but unconfirmed to
masturbate to Disney-stocks they don't even own.
How these guys find the time to work a job, sleep, or even wash their hands is a question for the ages, considering there is
literally no time they cannot be seen knob jockeying online. *See IGN comment sections*
Regular Person: So I just got back from seeing *insert latest Marvel movie here*, and it was good but...
Marvel Fanboy: In all fairness
nothing in the entire universe is
perfect, so you're just nitpicking.
Regular Person: No, I would've just preferred if they...
Marvel Fanboy: So you're saying you could've made a better movie?
Regular Person: What? No. I'm just giving my opinion as a viewer...
Marvel Fanboy: Funny. I didn't see you "just giving your opinion" on the Batman Vs
Superman article. You're obviously a full of shit troll.
Regular Person: Well, that's because I didn't see Batman Vs Superman...
Marvel Fanboy: LOL wow great
fucking logic! Found the DC fanboy! *Tells "Martha" joke for the quadrillionth time while fantasizing getting spit-roasted by Stan Lee and Walt Disney*
