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Marthijn 

is the most caring, loving, gentle and loyal man I have ever met. He can be a bit of a grumpy cat sometimes, but that’s quite funny actually. Also: Marthijn is an amazing and creative cook!
I am so lucky to have Marthijn ❤️.
Marthijn by Racherry November 23, 2021
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marthijn 

Is the most loving, caring, gentle and loyal man I have ever met. He can be a bit of a grumpy cat sometimes, but that’s actually quite funny. Also, he is an amazing and creative cook!
I am so lucky to have Marthijn ❤️.
marthijn by Racherry November 23, 2021
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Marthijn 

is a handsome and sweet young man. Although he could sometimes come across as a bit of a grumpy cat, he has a big heart and always takes care of his loved ones. Also, Marthijn is an excellent cook!
Marthijn is an excellent cook!
Marthijn by Racherry January 24, 2022

Marthiena 

A super nice Filipino girl that will always take the time to listen to you and be your friend no matter what. Marthienas are hella funny, and just being around them can instantly improve your mood. They are strong and resilient, but kind at the same time.
Dude 1: Hey, bro, did you see that girl at the party yesterday?
Dude 2: Yeah, she was so nice. She seemed like a Marthiena to me, bro.
Marthiena by nickygee322 April 9, 2020
Martijn is a great person who is very smart and he has a big penis.
He distracts every girl with his great
music
That martijn has got a penis so huge im jalours. He always distract me with his great music
MARTIJN by HenkDeBaksteen February 27, 2017

Pulling a martijn 

When a person gets so fucked up on alcohol and weed that the person throws up.
Omg David was “pulling a Martijn”
Martijn is a Dutch name, similar to the English name Martin, it's usually a person who's really cool and comes up with the most amazing ideas, which usually works out as well.
I just got a martijn-level idea man!
Martijn by beatdude October 8, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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