The ability to ruin a perfectly good flow of play in sporting events, like an unprovoked error under zeropressure - like passing to the opposition or playing it out of bounds.
Merlin X Arthur Pendragon, a popular shipping in the BBC series 'Merlin'. Also known as Merther, MerArt, and 'those two guys that are totally eye-fucking each other'.
I cried when Merlin ended. /Now/ where will I get my daily fix of Marther?!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.