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marmite motorway

n. The anus.

The British equivalent of the Hershey Highway.
I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...

marmite motorway

A refference to the rectal passage way...
The dirty cunt likes to take it up the marmite motorway...
marmite motorway by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

marauder of the marmite motorway

A derogatory term for a homosexual male

marmite motoway 

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

marmite moterway 

the latter part of the digestive system.
namely the rectum and anus.

sometimes refers to someone who shits alot.
you know that blond chick, i fucked 'er up the marmite moterway.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026