Markito
That sex was amazing. He hypnotized me and ducked me xo hard I bled darn Papillion maybe you win 🏆 😏 🤔 😕 😉 😜
Markito by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
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Markimoo
An unusually hyperactive and adorable animal that needs to be taken extreme care of. It is mostly known for its funny antics and prettiness. But beware as it can shout at a considerable volume on being raged and can start weeping over anything that is even remotely emotional. It can be mostly found with it's friends in the wilderness; just be careful of hurting it's massive ego or it will bite ya.
Friend: "Hey, what is that ?"
Me: "Oh that, thats just a wild Markimoo in it's natural habitat."
Friend: "But why is it running around with peanut butter on it's face ?"
Me: "Shh...We don't question anything."
Me: "Oh that, thats just a wild Markimoo in it's natural habitat."
Friend: "But why is it running around with peanut butter on it's face ?"
Me: "Shh...We don't question anything."
Markimoo by girl with defination May 23, 2018
Makito
1) a person who says their w/ jap. girls, when in fact, that person is with all guys.
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans
3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans
3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers
person 1: he says he's at six flags with likee 6 japanese girls !
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito
person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!
worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito
person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!
worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..
Makito by likesitrough June 28, 2011
Markimoo
Markimoo by SliverBeeScreams November 24, 2016
Markita
Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.
That girl over there is a Markita.
markitecture
A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".
The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :
CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
markitecture by liotier February 26, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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