Markbook

A social media platform for people with no sense of humor and a safe place to make fact less claims. Typically these people believe that the earth is flat and that white women have the greatest asses. Don’t be fooled by their charm, Markbook users rarely think for themselves.

Bro, did you see my post on Markbook about Hillary?

Markbook by Lovestospooge1588 August 1, 2020

mackbook 

1. an address book containing the contact information of those one has macked upon

2. an address book used as a reference for making booty calls

a) Person one: bro, we need to get some bitches up in here

Person two: let me look some up in my mackbook

b) Person a. : did you get that amputee porn star's number?

Person b. : yeah, i wrote it down in my mackbook

mackbook by Der Bootymeister September 26, 2011

Arizona Markhook 

Much like the Mississippi Meathook, but instead of using the finger, you use (if available) your curved dick.

Mark Arizona Markhooked that bitch.

Arizona Markhook by lck August 14, 2014