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mackbook 

1. an address book containing the contact information of those one has macked upon

2. an address book used as a reference for making booty calls
a) Person one: bro, we need to get some bitches up in here

Person two: let me look some up in my mackbook

b) Person a. : did you get that amputee porn star's number?

Person b. : yeah, i wrote it down in my mackbook
mackbook by Der Bootymeister September 26, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"

Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"
Macbook by Deaanooo February 10, 2019
Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.
These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.
MacBook by Hot Single Near You August 2, 2021

Macbook wanker 

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"
Macbook wanker by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

macbook pro 

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.
You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
macbook pro by Paul June 18, 2006

Macbook air

A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?

Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?

Macbook air owner: Huh?
Macbook air by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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