mackbook 

1. an address book containing the contact information of those one has macked upon

2. an address book used as a reference for making booty calls

a) Person one: bro, we need to get some bitches up in here

Person two: let me look some up in my mackbook

b) Person a. : did you get that amputee porn star's number?

Person b. : yeah, i wrote it down in my mackbook

mackbook by Der Bootymeister September 26, 2011

Macbook

The ultimate flex.

Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"

Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"

Macbook by Deaanooo February 10, 2019

MacBook

Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.

Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant

MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019

MacBook

A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.

These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.

MacBook by Hot Single Near You August 2, 2021

Macbook wanker 

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

Macbook wanker by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

macbook pro 

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

macbook pro by Paul June 18, 2006

Macbook air

A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.

Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?

Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?

Macbook air owner: Huh?

Macbook air by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008