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Markús is the single most beautiful man on the planet, he is kind trust worthy and is the absolute best material for a relationship. They are the best husbands. They are very sexy and easily likeable. He is a lady's man and can easily attract women with his amazing sense of humor. He is not a playboy, but rather a trusty guy. He loves to make friends, he is the kindest person in the world.

Markús is the best volleyball player.
Markús is so kind to everyone.
Markús is very trustworthy and a good friend.

Markús by USA USA inside job in Septembe December 12, 2019

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Markus

The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.

I love that guy Markus, theres just something about him that I like

Markus by Aol inc. June 19, 2008

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Markus

Markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
He is mostly know for his unhumanly high IQ and superhuman strength.
His voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
He can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. And also he is fantastic in bed.
He used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
He is super sexy and handsome.

That is gigantic, is your name Markus?
Is that gods face, or Makus?

Markus by TotalyNotMarkus August 21, 2013

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Markus

A man who has a giving and loving heart of gold. He has a smile and a laugh that will make any girl instantly fall in love. He is always true to his word and faithful in a relationship. He always looks for ways to please people, and finds ways to make everything better. He is the best friend and lover anyone could have. It's even been said he has some sort of super power, and is the worlds greatest video gamer!

Angel: Markus is the most amazing person in the universe !

Markus by ADM201101 August 14, 2011

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Markus

Litterally the most amazing misunderstood soul you will ever meet. Deserves to be happy, yet cannot be because of silly people! But by tonight will be happy. Yes you are reading this correctly mr. Bwahahaha Now smile Markus your amazing :)

Me: you are such a markus
Person 1: Thanks man that's such an honor

Markus by He' latin lova April 13, 2011

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markus

the sexiest, lengest, nicest, tallest, fittest guy ever. he has the biggest dick and is the best in bed. he is the best boyfriend in the world

markus ur so fucking lengg

markus by ur mums pannani November 29, 2019

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Markus

Markus. Amazing boy that will steal your heart. Loving. Caring. Puts you first. A smile to die for. Will melt you with one look. Stop at nothing for your heart. Know what he wants and won't stop at nothing. Has a dark side that you have to break through. When your not with him it's hard. And every time you hear his name. You melt and tingle and your muscles tenses.

Markus is my everything and with out him I'd fall apart

Markus by M2a2rs22 October 2, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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