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mariokart 

the best game ever invented.
i can own you in mariokart.
mariokart by can't touch yoshi March 16, 2009
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mariokart 

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.
Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.
mariokart by Phanick January 31, 2016

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.
Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.

Mario Kart 

A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.
Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"
Mario Kart by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016

Mario Kart Effect 

When you are falling behind, or doing poorly in an event, and the greater power or governing force allows you to catch up to the pack. The reverse effect is had on the pack leader.

Derived from Mario Kart -- the Greater Power of Mario Kart inevitably grants the 8th place racer stars and lightnings until he catches up with the pack. On the other side of the coin, the first place racer will receive bananas and green shells until his lead diminishes.
Jeremy, the CEO of an I-Banking firm, is doing very well.

Stu, the man dancing in the street wearing a sign for Mattress Land, is not doing so well.

The Mario Kart Effect takes place, and the government makes Jeremy pay more taxes than Stu -- hopefully one day they will both return to the pack and do pretty well.
Mario Kart Effect by Tha DisManteller February 21, 2011

mario kart ds 

A kick ass game for the Nintendo DS, released on November 14, 2005 for the US and December 8 in Japan, it was also the first game (along with Tony Hawk's American Sk8land) to make use of the DS's wifi capabilities. You could race online with up to four players in 16 of the 32 tracks.
Because this was Nintendo's first foray into online gaming, the online part of the game had a couple minor issues. For one thing, there was no way to communicate. Also, you could not trade friend codes in game, which meant if you found someone on Worldwide mode with whom you had a really fun time, there is no way you will know if you will play them again. Despite these and other small problems the game still kicked ass.
Mario Kart DS might be described as the best WiFi game released to-date.
mario kart ds by nphp July 26, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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