mariokart 

the best game ever invented.

i can own you in mariokart.

mariokart by can't touch yoshi March 16, 2009

mariokart 

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.

Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.

mariokart by Phanick January 31, 2016

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.

I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart by KappaManofTheYearAward2017LOL June 6, 2017

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.

Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe by Mario Kart 8 Deluxe April 12, 2022

Mario Kart 

A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.

Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"

Mario Kart by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016

Mario Kart Effect 

When you are falling behind, or doing poorly in an event, and the greater power or governing force allows you to catch up to the pack. The reverse effect is had on the pack leader.

Derived from Mario Kart -- the Greater Power of Mario Kart inevitably grants the 8th place racer stars and lightnings until he catches up with the pack. On the other side of the coin, the first place racer will receive bananas and green shells until his lead diminishes.

Jeremy, the CEO of an I-Banking firm, is doing very well.

Stu, the man dancing in the street wearing a sign for Mattress Land, is not doing so well.

The Mario Kart Effect takes place, and the government makes Jeremy pay more taxes than Stu -- hopefully one day they will both return to the pack and do pretty well.

Mario Kart Effect by Tha DisManteller February 21, 2011

mario kart ds 

A kick ass game for the Nintendo DS, released on November 14, 2005 for the US and December 8 in Japan, it was also the first game (along with Tony Hawk's American Sk8land) to make use of the DS's wifi capabilities. You could race online with up to four players in 16 of the 32 tracks.
Because this was Nintendo's first foray into online gaming, the online part of the game had a couple minor issues. For one thing, there was no way to communicate. Also, you could not trade friend codes in game, which meant if you found someone on Worldwide mode with whom you had a really fun time, there is no way you will know if you will play them again. Despite these and other small problems the game still kicked ass.

Mario Kart DS might be described as the best WiFi game released to-date.

mario kart ds by nphp July 26, 2006