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ESL version of the plural of knives. Intended to be used at ESL parties or chats
Gene gives off a “too many knifes” vibe, to be left alone around young ladies.
Knifes by Lots of bitches June 18, 2023
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When you don't know how to make knife plural
Man, those are some sharp knifes.
(Stabbing of Jugular)
Knifes by JDizzly February 5, 2010
Knifes is a Yiddish slang word for when you spell knives wrong and try to cover it up by making your own definition in urban dictionary
Him: I’m throwing knifes tonight

Her: knifes? Be for real. Knives!
Him: It’s a Yiddish word
Her: no
Knifes by Shmendric September 21, 2023

chars.knifes 

Best fp ever! Very kind and cares for others! Has 1 fp and loves to comment and interact on other fp’s vids and is creative!
chars.knifes by .chars.knifesfp March 13, 2022

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.
I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!

Bolsonaro knife

Someone tried to assassinate Bolsonaro, but they were not successful because they used a too-short knife. So when you want to get rid of a disgusting fascist dictator, you need a Bolsonaro knife at least 10 inches long.
Don't take a chance your knife won't do the job - you need a Bolsonaro knife!

Knife Monopoly 

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.
Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
Knife Monopoly by Better526 April 15, 2020
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