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Marijuanautism 

🪙 Official Coinage Record 🪙
Word: Marijuanautism
Coined by: Me
Date of Coinage: April 9th, 2025
Location: Earth (specific region optional)
Definition:

Marijuanautism (n.) – A whimsical and profound neurodivergent state of consciousness in which the use of cannabis facilitates heightened sensory perception, emotional fluidity, and abstract exploration of thought. Often characterized by deep introspection, creative bursts, unusual empathy, and vivid, often hilarious adventures through the neurodivergent mindscape.

Etymology:

Marijuana – psychoactive plant used recreationally, medicinally, and spiritually

Autism – referring here not as pathology, but as a neurodivergent lens; the unique experiential framework through which individuals perceive and interact with the world

Marijuanautism – the resulting fusion when cannabis acts as a kind of cerebral catalyst for unlocking this unique perception

Suggested Tagline:

“The stoney boloney adventures of the neurodivergent, unlocked by cannabis.”
🪙 Proposed Usage:
“He wasn’t zoning out, he was in deep Marijuanautism—talking to birds and solving the secrets of the universe.”

“That joint hit so hard I slipped into full-spectrum Marijuanautism and wrote a children’s book about parallel dimensions.”

“This isn’t a couch-lock. This is a cosmic realignment through Marijuanautism.”
Marijuanautism by Mind Wave April 9, 2025
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marijuanaisms 

The technical terms required to understand ancient plant cannabis, referred to as marijuana in common modern English and law. There is currently a grassroots movement spearheaded by a secret society within the cannabis culture to forward this mission.
I got a test on IM tonight. I'm studying for Marijuanaisms 101. Then I have to go ALL the way across campus to facebook for Medical Marijuanazation and my cloning final. fml.
marijuanaisms by Shannonisms February 19, 2011
Related Words

marijuanaism 

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism
1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.
marijuanaism by krowned June 14, 2011

marijuanaism 

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism
1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.
marijuanaism by krowned June 13, 2011

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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