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Maritess 

Maritess is a nickname for a person who loves gossip, more like the Filipino version of a Karen.
Maritess, Maritess! Anong Latest?
(Maritess, Maritess! What's the latest?)
Maritess by Kaijto123 November 28, 2021

Maritess 

A Filipina immigrant who worked as the Super Friends’ maid at the Hall of Justice. A satirical depiction made by comedian Rex Navarette.
Maritess is a parody of an Asian domestic helper.
Maritess by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

maritess 

a type of fren who will "trick" you into going out with her to watch a movie with a few "frenz". she is a fun person and beneath her funny and cheery exterior she is a sensitive person.
she pulled a maritess on me and i ended up watching a movie "as soon as we got home"
maritess by Ilaisa May 12, 2004

Maritess productions 

A production company that over-achieves at school projects to the extent that they make other people feel bad.
Justin: Hey guys look at my project!
*shows project*
Quang: Oh thats nice. Lemme show you mine from Maritess Productions.
*hold out super 3-D pop out shit super colorful amazing jaw dropping flabbergasting project*
Justin: Oh mine sucks compared to yours.
Quang: I know. :D

marialessandra

marialessandra is an outgoing and fun person, she is very intuitive, she has a special talent for knowing what is going to happen and for reading people which makes her very good at giving advice. she likes to go out to have fun, exercise and is addicted to chocolate and ice cream. marialessandra is a very loyal friend, she is also intelligent, she does what she wants no matter what happens and does not stop until she achieves her goals. She is the type of person who likes to talk too much about any topic, you can talk to her for hours without being boring because she is very witty. She likes all kinds of music and is very good at dancing. She is a very honest person, she likes to read, watch series and movies (she is a fan of Harry Potter and Marvel). he likes to dress up and always wants to learn new things, see new places and new people. if you have a marialessandra in your life take care of her she is someone hard to find
Damn marialessandra is an amazing girl 🤣
marialessandra by MYIAFAG November 23, 2021

maritess 

Part of Speech: Noun
Gendered Definition: Female Spouse
Definition: A woman, female (mulcher) who is legally espoused in matrimony.
Etymology: Derived from Latin marita, feminine form of maritus.
Pronunciation: /ˈmeɪrətɛs/

Significance:
It defines the precise role of a female partner within a marriage.
It emphasizes gender inclusivity by complementing the term "maritor."
It Identifies Specifically differentiates women within the context of marriage.
It avoids ambiguities associated with generic terms like "partner."
It improves communication clarity regarding conjugal roles.
It replaces colloquialisms, Germanic and foreign (non-American originated) such as "wifey," introducing a formal yet contemporary option.
Singular Form: maritess
Plural Form: maritesses
Example Sentences:
• "During the ceremony, Sarah joyfully announced herself as David’s maritess."
• "As tradition dictated, Emily signed official papers declaring herself as William’s lawful maritess."
• "Catherine always felt honored to be called someone’s cherished maritess."
• Introducing her newlywed amigress, Anna stated, “encounter Helen, my superior amicable favorite maritess!”
• "Each year they celebrated their anniversary, renewing vows as beloved maritess and maritor."
maritess by Dmitrio July 18, 2025
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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