Marfitis

A disease contracted by those who frequently travel to, discuss, or try to force their views of Marfa, TX on family, friends, or other another acquaintances.

Did you hear about Amanda? She has to go to the doctor because she has marfitis again.

by D-Guti January 20, 2018

Wal-martitis

The delusion that prices never go up.

Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

by Environmentally A-Ware July 14, 2010

Chronic Wal-martitis

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

by deanna03801 April 21, 2009

MAFFITIS

THE ACT OF BEING IN LUST WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON TO THE POINT YOU CANNOT EAT, SLEEP OR CONCENTRATE. THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE AROUND THIS PERSON IS EUPHORIC. BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH, WANTING TO THROW UP(DUE TO NON EATING) AND ON CLOUD 9.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!

WHEN I GOT HIS TEXT I THEN REALIZED I HAVE MAFFITIS

by Erika Knack August 27, 2010

Marmitish

something u either love or hate there is no inbetween like the taste of marmite

Paris Hilton is marmitish

by marmite44 November 11, 2010