A term used to describe something so outlandish or entropic, that it’s very existence is it’s own definition. A verb used to describe anything unordinary.
P1: Oh hey dude, did you here about the fuckingmonster destroying the city? Shit is maratic.
P2: Nah but have you heard about the fucking gas prices? Now THOSE are maratic.
a fatal survival cycle where extreme hunger (esurience) leads a person to eat silica or sand. This causes physical wasting (marasmus) and a total loss of the urge to drink (adipsia), resulting in a paralyzing fear that the body is drying out from the inside.
person 1:sorry im not going to eat sand today I have silica-esurient marasmic adipsia phobia
person 2: I mean there’s nothing else to eat than sand so you have no choice person 1: still not eating it
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"