Maple Weeds

A community college that sucks your soul out

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"

by hansonnet November 20, 2010

mapleweed

A fun place of learning. But don’t let the empty halls fool you, everyone is just wearing camo. Can’t find a girlfriend? just date your cousin! that’s okay here at mapleweed!! Sports include: hunting, fishing, and baseball. You’ll have one teacher for every subject. Wanna learn math? A computer teacher will help you. If anyone knows an elevator expector, we need one as of 2016. And lastly, but not leastly, we have a private juul station in every bathroom. We hope you enjoy your stay at Mapleweed (aka maplewood). YEEE YEEE MOTHER TRUCKER.

I think I got herpes from my sister. We go to Mapleweed.

Shit dog, you go to Mapleweed too? I haven’t seen anyone in the hallways lately.

by wiggleman12345 May 1, 2019