manstitute
manstitute by Tyler K. King October 5, 2006
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Manstitute
An adjective for a man who has multiple sexual partners regardless if he's in a committed relationship or not. This person usually has low self-esteem and is over compensating for their small dick. They have no concern sticking their small dick into any pussy that they can and are fueled by obtaining multiple partners sometimes per day but quite often per week. It is possible the manstitute has a mental defect or disease causing them to act out in this manner. The major difference between a prostitute and a manstitute is that unlike the manstitute the prostitute is at least getting paid, while the manstitute is just showing how much of a low-life he is.
Manstitute by Monett August 2, 2013
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Dude 1:dude!i banged 3 chicks this week alone.can't believe myself.
Dude 2:oh!! you such a manstitute.
Dude 2:oh!! you such a manstitute.
manstitute by o boy332 March 26, 2009
monstitute
monstitute by papaganoshka May 23, 2010
Manstipated
When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.
I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
Manstipated by JDHStyle May 31, 2019
mallstitute
mallstitute by spin sycle October 6, 2006
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