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Manser Fucked 

When you're so fucked up you either piss or puke (or both) on yourself and your friends. Inspired by the Manser twins.
"Dude, are you Manser fucked yet?"
Manser Fucked by lgfucrew May 15, 2016

Manser Luther King

Manser Luther King is the only white guy who fought for nigga's rights. For doing this he is considered God. Now Manser Luther King lives in a small town in Italy and works for the mafia
Remember Manser Luther King!? He is God!

Manser Luther Bing 

Manser Luther Bing, is an immortal human being born in 1900.
He fought in WW1, WW2 and he predicted WW3.
He survived COVID-19 due to is immortality powers.
One night he had a dream.
I’d like to be like Manser Luther Bing one day.
Manser Luther Bing by Esleslee April 19, 2020

Tim Manser 

Deadly carnivore with tendancy to freeze victims for later consumption. Also known to store body parts under floorboards and in hollow walls. Never breaks a sweat.
I'm sure Betty was due home by now. She said she was popping out to visit her new boyfriend for a minute. Tim, isn't it? Tim... Manser???
Tim Manser by Jason Cramer July 20, 2003

Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.
Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
Manbership by Zotmaster January 16, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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