Manser Luther King is the only white guy who fought for nigga's rights. For doing this he is considered God. Now Manser Luther King lives in a small town in Italy and works for the mafia
Manser Luther Bing, is an immortal human being born in 1900.
He fought in WW1, WW2 and he predicted WW3.
He survived COVID-19 due to is immortality powers.
One night he had a dream.
Deadly carnivore with tendancy to freeze victims for later consumption. Also known to store body parts under floorboards and in hollow walls. Never breaks a sweat.
I'm sure Betty was due home by now. She said she was popping out to visit her new boyfriend for a minute. Tim, isn't it? Tim... Manser???
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!