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The answer that a man gives to a woman that complicates a situation, when a simple "yes" or "no" will do
Woman: Does my butt look fat in these?
Manser: I don't know, does it?
Manser by Twisty Stick April 21, 2016
Words you can keep

Manser Fucked 

When you're so fucked up you either piss or puke (or both) on yourself and your friends. Inspired by the Manser twins.
"Dude, are you Manser fucked yet?"
Manser Fucked by lgfucrew May 15, 2016

Manser Luther King

Manser Luther King is the only white guy who fought for nigga's rights. For doing this he is considered God. Now Manser Luther King lives in a small town in Italy and works for the mafia
Remember Manser Luther King!? He is God!

Manser Luther Bing 

Manser Luther Bing, is an immortal human being born in 1900.
He fought in WW1, WW2 and he predicted WW3.
He survived COVID-19 due to is immortality powers.
One night he had a dream.
I’d like to be like Manser Luther Bing one day.
Manser Luther Bing by Esleslee April 19, 2020

Tim Manser 

Deadly carnivore with tendancy to freeze victims for later consumption. Also known to store body parts under floorboards and in hollow walls. Never breaks a sweat.
I'm sure Betty was due home by now. She said she was popping out to visit her new boyfriend for a minute. Tim, isn't it? Tim... Manser???
Tim Manser by Jason Cramer July 20, 2003

Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.
Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
Manbership by Zotmaster January 16, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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