Mangraine

That aching headache induced by alcohol and the strange man in your bed who won't leave in the morning.

Ugh. I after last night's binge, I have a mangraine. Someone come take it away. Bring some aspirin and his car keys.

by 1funprincess July 26, 2011

migraine farmer

A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.

Example 1

Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.

Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.

Example 2

Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?

by ABeefyRhino November 16, 2009

Mangineering

The act of creating or repairing useful items employing the materials at hand. Mostly practiced by men, it is often criticized by those who aren't able to come up with solutions anywhere near as practical. Common mangineering supplies include duct tape, bailing wire, zip ties, and PVC pipe.

Sally and Tom were stranded in the middle of nowhere because their car wouldn't run. Sally stomped her feet and shouted "Girl Power!", but for some reason it still wouldn't run. Tom used his mangineering skills and fixed the problem with duct tape while Sally rolled her eyes.

by Dalrock November 7, 2010

roger manganelli

hott ass bass player from Less Than Jake he also does some vocals
he is also in Rehasher
he has awesome hair. it is the shit.

dammmn i got that new CD and Roger Manganelli has an aweeesome voice!

by Kelcey...! April 10, 2005

Migraine

Let it be said what the headache represents
It's me defending in suspense
It's me suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examiner
That's represented best by my depressing thoughts

Clique member: "I-I-I-I've got a migraine, and my pain will range from up down and sideways."
Normal person: "Oh yeah dude migraines suck."
Clique member: "No you don't understand."

by Ayeeeeeeeboss September 4, 2016

margarine

Choppy water. The opposite of butter. Not acceptable for wakeboarding.

We were going to wakeboard this morning but the water was like margarine so we just surfed instead.

by unstopular August 28, 2010

megraine

A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.

"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009