Mangineering

The act of creating or repairing useful items employing the materials at hand. Mostly practiced by men, it is often criticized by those who aren't able to come up with solutions anywhere near as practical. Common mangineering supplies include duct tape, bailing wire, zip ties, and PVC pipe.

Sally and Tom were stranded in the middle of nowhere because their car wouldn't run. Sally stomped her feet and shouted "Girl Power!", but for some reason it still wouldn't run. Tom used his mangineering skills and fixed the problem with duct tape while Sally rolled her eyes.

by Dalrock November 05, 2010

manginitis

A self-inflicted irritaion of the mangina brought on by a fag pretending to be straight.

Joe - "Jason has manginitis again."

Mark - "He should just come out. Everyone knows he's a fag."

by Horse head in my bed August 08, 2006

Manginity

a mans ass virginity

Dude he took your manginity!
Ramos going to take your manginity when you turn 20 dawg!!!

by TUNA Tin Tin January 26, 2009

Manginity

It's something you lose when any straight guy takes it up the bum from any other guy- straight or gay.

Chris lost his manginity to Andy one drunken night in the back of Volkswagen. Neither of them told their girlfriends about the incident.

by jesswi84 November 11, 2008

manginitis

Inflamation of the Mangina

Jerry suffered from a bad case of Manginitis.

by dumpywhore April 28, 2005

manginity

Something you lose when you go to prison/jail.

Meatwad lost his manginity the first night, but at least he was Hector's bitch from then on out.

by Alex Thompson February 02, 2006

manginitis

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.

My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.

by Luvnuts March 03, 2003