Ms.understanding 

When a woman completely ignores everything a man says because she believes she knows everything already.

Karen accused me of mansplaining until I informed her she was simply Ms.understanding, then she threw a stapler at me.

Ms.understanding by su-dough-nim November 17, 2021

Misunderstanding 

If you don't know where you stand with somebody, I'd say your moral compass isn't the only one that needs repairs.

Alan- I don't know where I stand with you boss.
Dave- The same place you were standing a minute ago Alan, you're standing directly in front of me, so until you choose a new set of coordinates that is where you stand with me. What is the misunderstanding here?

Misunderstanding by Solid Mantis April 24, 2017

msnderstanding 

a miscommunication resulting from the use of MSN or any other instant messaging utility. A msnderstanding is often brought on due to one's inability to convey sarcasm via text.

"There must have been some kind of msnderstanding, 'hotpanties_1977', I assumed by your user name that you were female."

msnderstanding by Graham Schaus January 3, 2007

First sex misunderstanding 

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

First sex misunderstanding by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

Romantic Misunderstanding

1. A clever phrase used by guys to sound sincere when propositioning a girl for sex.

2. The politically correct way to say, “We fucked.”

3. The desired outcome of spitting game or puking game.

1. "Excuse me, Ladies. May I interest any of you in a romantic misunderstanding?"

2. Mark: "So, did you guys hook up?"
Rory: "We may have had a romantic misunderstanding..."

Romantic Misunderstanding by Thickburger421 May 31, 2007

basic misunderstanding 

Lacking an understanding of a fundamental concept.

Merkel told her cabinet members that the US President had a "very basic misunderstanding" on trade.

basic misunderstanding by mlhiss April 25, 2017

Mutual Misunderstanding 

An event that can occur when two or more people have a conversation about something mutually understood to both individuals, yet neither needs to (or can) explain it in words. Prevalent in the 420 community.

Steve: Hey Mike, pass me that thing over there.
Mike: Yeah man *passes said "thing"*.
Ryan: Definitely a mutual misunderstanding right there.
*Steve passes to Ryan*
Steve: Yeah whatever, hit that bowl

Mutual Misunderstanding by Reefers215420 June 19, 2011