Manaloa 

I love my family

my family is loved by me

loved is my family by me

*Person 1* “i’m so excited to go to hawaii! aloha!”

*Person 2* “Manaloa!”

Manaloa by anonymous January 25, 2023

manloaf 

A large and robust shit.

Dale pinched out a tremendous manloaf after winning the steak-eating contest.

manloaf by eroticpastry October 12, 2013

manalone 

(pron. man-a-lone-ee) TV dinner for a single guy

I ate my last packet of manalone last night. Tonight it's the cardboard it came in. I'm so wone-wee, so vewy vewy wone-wee ...

manalone by Littlepunk April 7, 2008

Manalapan High School 

A school full of pussies who can't fight 1 on 1. Every fight consists of two people who actually have a reason to fight and their friends who must fight with them to make up for the lack of skill between those two. A school full of drug heads and wanna-be drug heads, both are one chromosome away from down syndrome. And like any other school, we have sluts and whores who get banged like a salvation army drum.

Where can I go to witness the worst fighting ever, buy some pot, and bring a hooker home for the night?

Manalapan High School

Manalapan High School by I am better than you March 27, 2005

Manalapan 

I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're parents are rich af.

The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.

Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).

If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.

Manalapan Girl on snapchat: HMU if you wanna come to my party! Lots of Juul and places to hook up!

- 1 hour later -

Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo

Manalapan by Hell nawww August 19, 2019

Pulled a Manalo 

Verb:
1. When one plans to go out with people and at the last minute cancels.

Cheryl was going to come to lunch with us when she "Pulled a Manalo" at the last minute.

Pulled a Manalo by IPN-Fan December 4, 2009

Manalanche 

A large explosion of sorts, usually right after a long bout of celibacy; refers to a man

An avalanche in his pants or on you or in your mouth

James had a Manalanche after Rachel used her magic hands

Manalanche by AllForLove July 30, 2011