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Dale pinched out a tremendous manloaf after winning the steak-eating contest.
manloaf by eroticpastry October 12, 2013
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that dude on the internet has an obsession with manloafs
Manloaf by chewy+++stichcrew+++ November 22, 2009

Magloafing About 

Phrase originally brought about to describe someone who constantly wanders close by people so as to either pretend to be there friend or so as to eavesdrop on the conversation.

Typically known as a bad trait to have, a person who possesses this trait is often unsociable and often speak in metaphors in an attempt to blend in.

These people often seek places of authority in society so as to feel useful and so that people are almost required to accept them. Often taking forms such as teachers or police, they will constantly seek approval from all around them and will always attempt to gain any gossip they can find from people.

The term was later adjusted to simply "Mcgloaf" Which was then used as an insult towards people who showed tendencies such as those stated above.

Then the term was shortened further as people began to simply refer to people as "Loafs" or "The Loaf"
1.) "Look at him magloafing about."

2.) "Here comes the Magloaf... Again"

3.) "Who does the Loaf think he is!"

Barry Maniloaf 

Hey Buddy: Youre looking pretty content.
Buddy: No kidding I feel about 5 lbs lighter, I just dropped Barry Maniloaf off at the pool.
Barry Maniloaf by Mars57 January 3, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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