The ultimate male culinary delight.

The man breakfast (TM) must contain all of the following.

Bacon
Sausage
Egg
Mushroom
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
Beans
Tomato
Toast/Fried Bread

Extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.

The man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is God's way of telling you that you had a good night.
Hey! You left the mushrooms off this man breakfast!

Oi! There's chips on my man breakfast - take it away!
by Jamie Douglas December 18, 2006
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When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.
These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.
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A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.
No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”
by Dirtydood August 19, 2021
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