Man pretzel

A large penis in tighty whities.

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?

by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017

magic pretzel man

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003