A large penis in tighty whities.
by Mr.dizzle July 30, 2017
n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
by poopypants April 02, 2003
by jesus April 02, 2003