Man pretzel

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?
by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017
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magic pretzel man

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
by poopypants April 02, 2003
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magic pretzel man

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!
by jesus April 02, 2003
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