Man crust 

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust

Your Dad has cheesy man crust

Man crust by Man crust July 23, 2016

man crusties 

When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).

I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.

man crusties by jfirmin February 16, 2009

Creepy crusty dusty old man 

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

Creepy crusty dusty old man by Human_person123 December 15, 2021