Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust
by Man crust July 23, 2016
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I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.
by jfirmin February 16, 2009
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