Man Muck 

Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.

Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed

Man Muck by Herbert Schweffe October 30, 2018

Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man 

Similar to Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and the Hodag of Rhinelander, WI, the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man is an urban legend.

Descriptions from people who report seeing the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man describe a strange man like creature with a ragged beard covered in muck, sticks and bits of shrubbery.

Little is know about this creature other than his reputation for a grumpy demeanor and not liking to be disturbed.

Over the years multiple people in Wisconsin have reported seeing the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man.

Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man by Megamoo_johnson November 26, 2013

ManMuck 

Sperm, jizz, paste, gunk, goo

She wouldnt wake up this morning so I covered her in ManMuck

ManMuck by loonpipe April 23, 2014