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(n) A male who, by age, should be a man, but still acts childish, is oblivious of what acting grown-up is about. An insult to point out ridiculous immaturity. A pathetic example of taking responsibility or manhood.

Man-boy clues: You are over 25, not in school and...
still live with parents (excluding illness or tragedy), still twist your friends nipples on a daily basis, buy toys off ebay for yourself, think "picking up chicks" is all in strategy of a well-delivered pick-up line, use status or lie about what you do to impress women, have a child and are still out partying like you are in high school while trying to pick up much younger girls.
That freakin' man boy tried to play off his 'rents as roommates and then he show me his KISS collection. What is he - 32 now?
man boy by hoopyjoob August 28, 2007
Words you can keep
n. A male over the age of 25 who exhibits two of the following traits: a) Lives with his parents; b) Is employed by or finanically dependent on his parents; c) Has an unusally and awkward relationship with his mother; d) is on all social networking websites; e) works in one of the following professions: Realtor, Developer, "Entrepreneur", Party Planner, Insurance, or Pay Day Loans
The Man Boy told his new girlfriend that he doesn't live with his mommy, his mommy lives with him, fo shizzel!
Man Boy by Despot Ruler January 15, 2010
a man who on the surface, looks like a man, perhaps with a beard, and tall stature, i.e. a construction worker. who has never matured into a man. There are two kinds of man boys white collar, and blue collar. White collar man boys spent massive amounts of time playing golf, and sitting in the steam room, while blue collar man boys spent massive amounts of time outside playing in the dirt with their trucks, and drinking beer. Both spend absolutely no time during the day with their families, and more times then not have slight homosexual tendencies, put shortly they like to "hang out with the boys". More often than not the man boy will have a girlfriend on the side. this is becuase his wife replaces his mother and he still wants a girlfriend. They essentially refuse to grow up and become family men.
Most lawyers, construction workers, millitary personel, politicians, business moguls, every bartender, every bar fly, every lounge lizzard, a majority of the kennedy family, and all the back wood hicks, are all man boys
man boy by Mr. Shaw August 21, 2007
A 35 year old boy who smokes alot of weed & resembles Ralph Machio
The man boy got laid at the NAMBLA meeting
man boy by doyle February 13, 2004

Man boy love society 

A society of pediphiles or as they like to call themselves kid lovers. It promotes sexual relationships between men and boys and works to make such relationships between men and boys legal and promotes pediphile pride.
John is in the man boy love society.

Little Big Man Boy 

A chubby childish looking adult who wears ill-fitted cargo shorts, Keds, and striped Izods.
Declan's dad is totally a little big man boy and is second to his woman and doesn't even have the respect of his children.
Little Big Man Boy by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

President Baby-Man-Boy 

Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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