Mavado (born David Constantine Brooks) is a Jamaican dancehall artist. He was born in 1981 and raised in an area known as "Cuba", a micro ghetto within the heart of Kingston, Jamaica's Cassava Piece community. The community was considered dangerous and Mavado was exposed to many different things in his youth. Mavado had two major influences in his life that made him want to pursue a career in music. His grandmother who raised him, brought him to church with her each Sunday, and this helped to ignite his love for music. What kept the flame burning was his second influence in his music career; his idol, and current labelmate Bounty Killer.
Gangster Dancehall artist his music has lately become VERY popular in luton
Mavado: Any man have man back fi get copper shot! OH!
Lutonian white girl: Any manz get man back to get chopper chopped! woooooo!
Mavado is a very hot sexy mercenary, he’s evil, manipulative, and just everything you can think of in a bad way. He tortures people, tricks them, deceives them, harasses them, and best for last is MURDER them. So be careful if you meet a Mavado, he might take your weapons. And don’t think about meeting him either, he’s crazy and he will have his fingers wrapped around you…
I met a Mavado before and now my parents are dead, he use to watch me all the time
A descendant of the homo habilis. A malva boi screams, shouts, acts, smells, and downright looks like a monkey. Can eat shit without dying. A master of playing games like basketball, COD, and the game itself. The species is currently dormant but will return to normal activity upon the release of COD: Black Ops.
The seventh layer of Hell in the Dungeons and Dragons mythology. It is ruled by Baalzebul Lord of the Flies, who is obscessed with perfection. As such, it is covered with the remains of half-constructed buildings, because Baalzebul always comes up with a more perfect structure to build and stops work on whatever came before.
Player: So, if we went there, we could find gems and vases and expensive artwork and treasure 'n shit all over Malodominic?
Me: Maladomini.
Player: Yeah.
Me: Sure, but devils are constantly salvaging and cannibalizing the old stuff for the new.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.