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An illegal immigrant. One that has snuck into to the country in search of a better life and to get away from the corrupt Guatemalan government.
Did you hear Maluke was deported back to Guatemala?
maluke by Greatkindaguy January 19, 2014
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A little 5'4 male who is a top shagger. Gets all the girls around and loves the yatty. Gets bullied by french men but because he is so tall at 5'4 it effects him minimally. He owned slaves in south africa before exporting himself in a box in the uk. His parents love him (a bit) and he doesn't have many friends except honey b (put some clothes on). Andrew Birkley is also a top shagger but not as much as this indian meat man.
Did you hear about Maluke? He impregnated all his 54 wives.
Maluke by getsomeclothesonhoneyb October 2, 2021
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An angel sent down from heaven to make everyone's lives that much better.
Malukah is the best singer of all time.
Malukah by Chowder183 August 26, 2012
(Verb) The act of not getting some after hanging out with a girl for more than a half hour.
Malugee: Dude, I was dancing with a girl at The Jug, she even brought be back to her room.

Bro: Did you get any?

Malugee: Naw, bra. I was maluged.
Maluged by jaydeealex September 23, 2009
Mall Walkers
People don't like the malkers
Malkers by $p@GotTi May 30, 2018
Japanese word for "stupid". It is old and not very commonly used.
Baka aho manuke chindonya!!!
Stupid stupid stupid stupid!!!
Manuke by Quaal December 15, 2007
Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children
"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
Malker by Malker May 3, 2014
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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