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The art of putting sugar on someone's tits and then using a straw to blow each grain off, leaving them tingled and satisfied. One may also 'Chana' which means to drizzle some honey on the areola and then slap them with a pan.
Person 1: "Omg dude I totally just tried out that new thing in 2016. I totally gave her the Malkeet treatment."

Person 2: "Wtf no way! Please tell me you also attempted the Chana."

Person 1: "No way bro that's way too advanced for me.
Malkeet by Uhhuhtellmegwerl November 8, 2016
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malteethist 

Being prejudiced against bad teeth, or abnormal sized teeth. Most malteethist people are self conscious of their own teeth.
She was being malteethist when she said his teeth were small and ugly.
malteethist by non-malteethist July 10, 2009

Maleetah 

Sexy beast if you ever get the chance shag the fuck out off her
Man she's amazing that maleetah
Maleetah by Nosjutsherlock December 14, 2019

Yeetus-maleetus 

1. Nonsense!
2. A word that is not in the dictionary.
Scrubbydubby is Yeetus-maleetus!
Yeetus-maleetus by Cardasha August 26, 2019
"My girlfriend is such a MASKEETER!"
Maskeeter by Tyler Eats Clay January 9, 2008
a type of measurement usually used to describe volume. Calculus and trigonometry are usually used to define these measurements but partial differential equations combined with physics is the correct way to find the answer.
how many maleets are in that bottle of jack daniels?

i got so maleeted last night gary.
maleet by jnol123 October 8, 2009