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The art of putting sugar on someone's tits and then using a straw to blow each grain off, leaving them tingled and satisfied. One may also 'Chana' which means to drizzle some honey on the areola and then slap them with a pan.
Person 1: "Omg dude I totally just tried out that new thing in 2016. I totally gave her the Malkeet treatment."

Person 2: "Wtf no way! Please tell me you also attempted the Chana."

Person 1: "No way bro that's way too advanced for me.
Malkeet by Uhhuhtellmegwerl November 8, 2016
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malteethist 

Being prejudiced against bad teeth, or abnormal sized teeth. Most malteethist people are self conscious of their own teeth.
She was being malteethist when she said his teeth were small and ugly.
malteethist by non-malteethist July 10, 2009

Maleetah 

Sexy beast if you ever get the chance shag the fuck out off her
Man she's amazing that maleetah
Maleetah by Nosjutsherlock December 14, 2019

Yeetus-maleetus 

1. Nonsense!
2. A word that is not in the dictionary.
Scrubbydubby is Yeetus-maleetus!
Yeetus-maleetus by Cardasha August 26, 2019
A woman with mosquito bite breasts.
"My girlfriend is such a MASKEETER!"
Maskeeter by Tyler Eats Clay January 9, 2008
a type of measurement usually used to describe volume. Calculus and trigonometry are usually used to define these measurements but partial differential equations combined with physics is the correct way to find the answer.
how many maleets are in that bottle of jack daniels?

i got so maleeted last night gary.
maleet by jnol123 October 8, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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