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To hinder/deteriorate someone’s potential, particularly in a sports video game like FIFA or 2k
“Why’s Greg Oden only 76 rated?”
Yea I kinda maluached him.”
Maluached by FackLinton9875 April 5, 2026
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the dull headache one gets after spending too much time in a shopping mall.
"Hey you want to grab a coffee?"
"Nah Cherise dragged me out shopping the whole morning, I've got a mallache from another dimension I need to lie down"
or
"Man I have to go buy my girl a birthday present"
"what a mallache!"
mallache by mws79 February 23, 2009
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malucated 

some one who is crazy
Are you malucated?
malucated by topai March 3, 2021
one who has been unkowingly used as a stud to produce superior offspring by having intercourse
I thought she really liked me , but it turns out i was malfaced. She just wanted me to have a quality child
malfaced by Becky Anne Marie Blazer September 23, 2003

malachedits 

malachedits is a Great and sweet editor with very cool edits and the best colorings. She is very nice and has the best tvdu faves <3
Malachedits is a super duper tvdu-tiktok Fanpage and editor.
malachedits by nika<3 February 26, 2022
The act of being a two bit trifling hoe, who dates a man solely because he’s into another woman they are jealous of!
Lacey MaLaced her way into Matt’s heart! What a hoebag!
MaLaced by kriskiki92 August 27, 2019

malachenko 

one of my best friends who has been through hell and back with me , converted to a religion which has a god so he/she can save us from mrs logen. he she also goes by the name of michael bill brum or as his friends call him "annoying" he also has a masters degree in achieved nine months after fertilization. he is aldo not forever alone
he so smart he must be related to malachenko
malachenko by kingming11 January 8, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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