A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first
Edward: Yo ek you horny?
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010
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