Malpass

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

Malpass

From the French 'bad passage'. One who likes to dabble.

Up the bum, no harm done.

That girl is a right Malpass, up the bum no harm done!

by SevenEleven711 May 27, 2017

Malpas

Really busy/ stressed

I am so malpas today.

by DWyre123 December 2, 2018

Malpassed

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.

I got totally Malpassed last night

by Lazy lary November 15, 2010

Guy De Maupassant

The famous French writer of "The Diamond Necklace" among other works; widely regarded as a role model to urban youth

She's way out of your league. She only dates the Guy De Maupassant type.

by QJ April 4, 2004

quadruple manpass surgery

Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.

Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.

by Elysian Toaster January 14, 2009

malpassicistic

An unhealthy obsession with all things mal
Derived from the American God Malpass, God of the awesome and of all things that are the best.

I changed my profile pic to malpass

-- you're so malpassicistic

by malpasslover1111 April 13, 2009