Mall Eye 

An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.

"Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?"
"Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!"

Mall Eye by Macsbandit December 2, 2009

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

I'm All Eyes 

Like the expression, "I'm all ears" juiced up for the Internet.
To be used in e-mails and mostly text or instant messaging and chat.
I am ready, willing and able to read what it is you are typing.
All my attention is on what you are typing.

(Like an IM conversation or chat room conversation)

Conjunction_Vitus: Hey, are you paying attention to what I'm saying?

Jut_Unions_Convict: Yes, I'm all eyes.

I'm All Eyes by Trent Kuver April 10, 2009

Malleyed

The result of a totally unexpected and seemingly impossible negative life consequence that can only be explained by some type of paranormal curse of hex.

I was supposed to go away this weekend but my plans got malleyed.

Malleyed by Chadsington July 9, 2026

O'Malleyed 

A random act of violence on an unexpecting person which results in bodily harm

Dan didn't know it but he was about to be O'Malleyed

O'Malleyed by Tim Conlin August 17, 2016